Once upon a time, there was a mountain man. We’ll call him Bonny.
He met a girl at a mall (and snubbed her). We’ll call her Bessica.
Eventually Bessica gave Bonny another chance and they went out on his boat. Shortly after that they became a couple and then decided to get married, for logistical reasons.
Fast forward a few years and Bessica starts a blog.
Well, one day Bessica’s blog gets attacked by an evil hacker and she freaks the freak out.
But it all gets fixed thanks to Bonny and Bessica learns the important lesson of backing her blog up all. the. time.
Fast forward a few months and the mountain man and the blogger go on a week-long camping trip with their two crazy kids. After returning from said camping trip, Bessica notices her blog has updates for WordPress, Headway, and a few plugins.
Remembering the very important lesson about backing up her site, Bessica manually backups her blog before doing the updates.
Isn’t she so smart?
I’ll answer that for you…Yes, she is.
Because one of the updates jacked up her site.
This time, however, Bessica does not freak the freak out at her blog troubles. She doesn’t even call Bonny at work to tell him about the problem (round of applause for Bess).
She simply turns off the computer and directs her attention to other important tasks such as eating bon-bons and trying to nap.
A few hours later when Bonny comes home from work she tells him of the problem and he sets out to fix it (what a good husband).
Long story short, Bessica’s site is fixed thanks to the Mountain Man and BlueHost and she can blog again (he was rewarded with a drink identical to this Green Spring Cocktail because Bessica also doubles as a mixologist).
And they lived happily ever after.
(Until she breaks her blog again).