Don’t let sweet pictures of this child deceive you.
She is not as innocent as she looks.
But she does call things as she sees them (just like she did in the text message I sent to the husband).
Maybe I need to keep working on watching my language.
Or I maybe I’ll continue to say that she takes after her father. That seems easier.
Speaking of easy, my post over at Business 2 Blogger this week is about scheduling Facebook and Twitter to make your blogging life easier.
Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.
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She certainly provides a lot of laughs for grandma and I get a lot of mileage from these stories.
I’m glad someone gets entertainment out of her.
Twitter: fromtracie
says:
When in doubt, blame it on the dad. That always works!
My daughter LOVES to call me on my bad language. Even the slightest of bad words get a disapproving look and a, “Mom, you could think of a better word than THAT to use, I’m sure.”
Tracie recently posted..So The Folks At HLN Think Statutory Rape Is Funny?
Ha! That’s pretty funny she calls you out on it.
Twitter: KimberlyAMuro
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I’ll share my Mother of the Year award with you. We’re awesome. In other news, who let us have kids anyway??
Kimberly recently posted..To My Baby
I’m still trying to figure that out.
Twitter: AlisonSWLee
says:
My toddler says, “Oh shit!” in the completely right context. So I can’t even say he said ‘chips’ not ‘shit’. Damnit.
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..Shit I Did As A Teenager
Ha! At least it’s said in the right context.
Twitter: UniquelyEN
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I am cracking up here! At least she is learning new vocabulary . . .
She sounds so much like my 4 year old. I’d say they should get together, but if she really is anything like him I’m guessing that would be a hot mess consisting of being bossy, attitude, and stellar language!
Erin recently posted..Our Story Part 5 . . . The Conclusion
That sounds like a lethal play date.
Twitter: daddyrunsalot
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My kids have taken to saying “shut up” to the dogs. Which really, really bothers me . . . and that’s some of the language that I never, ever think twice about using (swearing, I might actually hold back, if I catch myself before I say it, and I’m in front of the kids).
Damn them, for picking up every little thing.
John recently posted..Where I run, and blog, and give
My daughter always calls the dog a dumbass. I wasn’t sure where she got it until I caught myself saying it one day. Never realized that was my nickname for him.
Twitter: myleilaland
says:
How can you not be proud of her for using the words in the correct context?! My Leila busted out, oh shit, clear as day, when a picture fell off our wall. I was kind of proud
Luckily it wasn’t in public or I would have hung my head in shame.
jen recently posted..Mom-ish
Ha! You could have held your head high knowing that at least it was in the right context.
Twitter: ByWordsMusings
says:
well … you saw the poetry posted on my fan page yesterday
By Word of Mouth Musings recently posted..Letters For Lucas – By Word of Mouth Musings
Ha! Great kids we are raising.
I hardly swore at all before I had kids, when it was fine to, and now that I have kids that I’m supposed to keep linguistically pure, I can’t help it! They just induce me to all kinds of swearing, lol. I usually stop myself before saying the complete word, but now that my oldest is almost 8, she knows how to fill in the blank. I really need to work on this!
Laural Out Loud recently posted..Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey At Inflatable World
I’m sure my oldest can fill in the blanks for me but she hasn’t done it yet.
Twitter: elainea
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Oh yes, totally blame your husband. I would. Ahem.
Elaine recently posted..I had to just close my eyes and point at some photos…
He’s a good person to take the blame since it is all his fault.
Twitter: bocafrau
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Oh my goodness. This actually makes me feel better when my little one pops out with her “potty” mouth. She had a phase where she would tell everyone “Bite my shiny metal a**.”
Susi recently posted..My Astrogirls
Ha! That’s an awesome phrase.
Oh god, I’m constantly paranoid about this. And I don’t even realize I’m cussing, nor do I think I cuss a lot. But ummm, apparently I do? At least it’s funny!
I didn’t think I cussed a lot either until my toddler starting repeating everything I say. Oops.
Twitter: HStayingAfloat
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Why is it that children start listening to us right when we let our own inner sailors loose? Do they come with some kind of sensor or something?? She’s adorable!
Hopes@Staying Afloat! recently posted..Sunday Sweetness ~ That Smile
It would be nice if they had built in earmuffs for when we wanted to cuss.
Twitter: NorthWestMommy
says:
Bet she sounds sweet when she swears though! Great photos Jessica!
Stasha recently posted..Wordless Wednesday
Of course she does.
This cracked me up!! I actually started a post last week about my foul mouth and how it is rubbing off on Lucas. There was an incident this weekend in fact with my in laws. Gulp!! Stay tuned…
P.S. She is so cute.
Tonya recently posted..The Face In The Mirror
I can’t wait to read it so that I won’t feel so alone with a foul mouthed toddler.
Twitter: EverythingEvie
says:
My brothers came in from Seattle last night. They were greeted by Handsome dropping his sippy cup and saying, “oh shit.”
And Victoria? Is totaly a bitch.
Eve recently posted..Stress, Moving, and Family
I love Handsome.
Oh, she does look sweet!! I’m sure I would’ve laughed at her swearing too. She is using those words in the right context, though
Runnermom-jen recently posted..Radio Silence
At least she picked up the right way to use the words.
Twitter: beeswithhoney
says:
Now I don’t feel so bad when my little one mimics swear words she hears me saying. In our house, Daddy’s mouth is the cleanest
Believe it or not!
Bruna recently posted..fairytopia
You should still blame the bad words on Daddy.
Twitter: FarewellStrangr
says:
She’s got sass? Wherever did she get that from?
Robin | Farewell Stranger recently posted..Now You Are Four
Must be from her dad.
Twitter: galitbreen
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Ugh.
I’m guilty of this, too.
(Can you believe it?!)
Love the photos, you!
Galit Breen recently posted..Memories Captured June Linky!
I actually cannot believe it.