Just a few quick pictures to bring a smile to your face.
Once again, that Siri proved she is funny and so very smart.
And what would life be like without some inappropriate language from my toddler?
Happy Friday and hope you all have a nice Mother’s Day weekend!
Don’t forget to check out the cocktails over at One Martini at a Time if you need something to drink this weekend. They will all make you smile. Big.
Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.
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Twitter: bocafrau
says:
Rotfl. Thanks for the laughs before bedtime. Happy Friday to you. Did you change your blog design or am I imagining things? Either way, I love it.
Susi recently posted..Follow Friday Four Fill in Fun #62
I haven’t changed my blog design in a few months. Maybe you were laughing so hard it looked different.
Twitter: AlisonSWLee
says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! It’s like Siri really knows you.
Also, L is awesome.
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..The Race
It’s like Siri was made just for me.
Twitter: applesndroses
says:
Oh my goodness, I am picking myself off the floor from laughing to type this. Hahahahaha! You are both a piece of work.
I am (not) ashamed to admit, that I used to think that Siri was an actual person..
Mirjam recently posted..Mommy’s blog
Siri is quickly becoming my best friend.
Hahaha!!! Potty mouths on kids crack me up…surprise you ?
Happy Mothers Day to you too xo
Kimberly recently posted..Canadians? Evil? What Are You Talking Aboot?
Nope, that doesn’t surprise me at all.
Twitter: galitbreen
says:
Hee! Love it and Happy Mother’s Day weekend to to you, too!
Galit Breen recently posted..Fat
Hope you have a nice weekend Galit.
Twitter: ByWordsMusings
says:
Oh how the homeschool community is going to embrace you
By Word of Mouth Musings recently posted..Paying your kids.
I sense sarcasm in this comment.
Twitter: MrsDookoos
says:
This was too funny! Have you ever tried asking Siri what she’s wearing?! I’m always surprised when my kid utters a cuss even though I swear like a sailor!
In the first post I did with Siri screen shots it was when my husband asked her what she was wearing. It was hilarious.
Twitter: Twinisms
says:
What happens if you call Siri an asshole?
Bridget recently posted..Lessons In Sibling Douchebaggery
Now why would I do that?
Twitter: gfunkified
says:
Haha! Siri sounds like a keeper. And I love the justification “I only call people assholes.” Touche.
Greta recently posted..Ants Like Peanut Butter and Jelly, Too.
It’s the truth.
Twitter: TeresaThinks
says:
Bahahahaha, I love it. Thanks for the smile.
Teresa recently posted..May Showers. Blah, blah, blah.
Anytime.
Have a nice weekend!
Siri speaks the truth.
Happy Mother’s Day Jess! xo
Roxanne recently posted..I am mom enough.
She sure does.
What’s the problem? She used it in correct context. I’d be proud.
Julie recently posted..When mom and dad let you down
It was a proud moment although I’m still not sure how she knows the correct context for the word.
Twitter: madwomandiary
says:
Seriously, that little girl gives you the best blog fodder. LOVE!
Also, love your justification. I’m right there with ya sister.
I don’t know what my blog would be without her.
Bwaaahaaahaaa!!! Hilarious.
Happy Mother’s Day! Hope you have a great one
Runnermom-jen recently posted..The Legacy
Hope you have an awesome Mother’s Day too Jen.
Twitter: KimberlyAMuro
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It’s wrong that I’ve been proud of some of the things my kids have said, isn’t it? And of course I laugh at it instead of telling them that’s not nice. Mother of the year, right here.
Kimberly recently posted..Catching My Breath
We are winning the mother of the year award together.
Twitter: Spitupchronicle
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HAHAHAHAHAAAA Layla cracks me UP! I wish I had an iPhone 4S, but I hear when the 5 comes out they are sending out updates so all iPhones will have Siri. My 4 needs Siri! Hoping that is true!
Jessica recently posted..Summer’s Past
Siri is fun so I hope that’s true for you.
Twitter: acctodenise
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Snort! Hilarious!
Denise recently posted..Time Moves Pretty Fast
Thanks!
Success, this cracked me up!
I hope you have a terrific Mother’s Day weekend, Jessica.
Tonya recently posted..This Is Motherhood
I’m glad you got a laugh from it Tonya.
Twitter: krrobi
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–Siri is smarter than most assholes I know. Xx
My Inner Chick recently posted..I Surrender All
That is very true.
Twitter: SharonPfeiffer
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THAT is too funny! Thanks for the giggle!!!
Sharon {Grumpy, Sleepy, and Bashful} recently posted..Celebrating My Mom
Anytime my friend.
Twitter: UniquelyEN
says:
That is so funny! LOVE IT! It’s so rewarding when children repeat things they shouldn’t! My oldest once called his daycare teacher a dumbass. I was so proud
Erin recently posted..Happy Mother’s Day!
That’s hilarious.
Twitter: Emmymom2
says:
Siri is funny – I love her! When I told her I was tired, she told me to put down the phone and take a nap that she would be there when I woke up.
Emmy recently posted..A Preemie Turns Two
When I told her I was tired, she said “I hope you’re not driving.”
Twitter: laurenweber84
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I need Siri – my phone is too old for her. She’s so intelligent! And she so has it right that all you need is love…and an iPhone!
Mrs. Weber recently posted..A Mother’s Day Tea Party