To The Menace Of Northwest Reno

My baby girl is 3.

I’m still not sure how that number is accurate considering how tiny she is.

I guess what she lacks in size she makes up for in attitude (and bad language).

I’ve joked that she is just like her dad, but really this kid is all me (except for the clothes, I’m not quite that fancy).

Might have something to do with the fact that she spends 99.56% of her time with me.

Everyday is an adventure with this kid.

She dislikes reading most of the time but will never hesitate to sing or dance.

When she senses trouble coming she plugs her ears which of course means that we start laughing and the timeout never happens.

One shoe is always better than two.

Lipgloss is her best friend and wild hair defines her style.

To my kid, on her 3rd birthday, I say I love you.

I mustache you to continue to be who you are, so that I may continue to blog about it.

For you, my dear, are part of what makes this blog so awesome.

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Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.

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71 Responses to To The Menace Of Northwest Reno

  1. Carri
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    says:

    Blake is in so much trouble.
    Carri recently posted..Grandpa Dale is Banned From Dressing Anyone but Himself

  2. Roxanne says:

    She is just too cute for words. Happy birthday little L!
    Roxanne recently posted..My mother, my friend

  3. Kimberly
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    Happy Birthday L! Keep driving your mom crazy so we have fun stories to read about!
    Kimberly recently posted..Just What The Doctor Ordered

  4. Tammi says:

    Happy Birthday L! Your daughter looks like she is a ton of fun full of life and adventures!
    Tammi recently posted..The Unknowns Of Tomorrow

  5. Happy Birthday, sweet thang! Love the last picture!
    Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..What’s Going On?

  6. He he, plugging the ears is awesome, they are such smarty pants, aren’t they? Happy birthday to your little L.
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  7. Erin
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    says:

    She looks like a firecracker! Happy Birthday to her :) It’s always the little ones who have the biggest voices. I just love the last picture of her with all of that lip gloss! Classic!
    Erin recently posted..I was simply HIS Mommy

  8. Mirjam
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    says:

    What is that stuff on her face??! Hahaha!
    You should look at my post today, my baby will be three in a little bit too, sigh…
    Happy birthday L!
    Mirjam recently posted..I’m a toddler and I know it

  9. Susi
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    says:

    Love that last pic. I’m glad my little one isn’t the only one who enjoys her lip gloss. Happy Birthday to your cutie. :)
    Susi recently posted..A Swinging Good Time

  10. Kimberly says:

    She kills me.
    Can I borrow her for a day?
    Seriously.
    Happy Birthday sweet one.
    Kimberly recently posted..Poppy: It’s Not Just A Flower

  11. Julie says:

    She’s on my top toddler list for sure. I love how ornery she is, and how she does it with style. Happy Birthday funny girl!
    Julie recently posted..To honor and be honored

    • Jessica Torres says:

      How could she not be on the top of the toddler list? Well, unless it was a list of behaved toddlers. Then she would be dead last.

  12. Oh that one is a HANDFUL! Love love love.
    And good luck momma. That’s all I’m saying.
    Well, that and invest in Diageo stock (makers of Smirnoff).

  13. Nicole says:

    Happy birthday, sweetie!
    Nicole recently posted..A Whirlwind of Boring Activity

  14. marie says:

    Oh my gosh that last picture is THE BEST!!!! That should be poster size. I am following her lead with the whole plugging my ears, genius.
    marie recently posted..Original Content

    • Jessica Torres says:

      That is one of my favorite pictures and I’m sure one day she will be so unhappy I took it but it’s priceless.

  15. angela says:

    Perhaps for this next year you can teach her the beauty of the lip LINER :)

    Happy 3rd birthday!!
    angela recently posted..Life, Overtrained

  16. I love her fashion sense – looks like you have a triple threat on your hands, she’s a singer/dancer, she’s got the fashion AND the lip gloss, can’t forget the lip gloss!
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  17. I love watching her Shake her Groove Thing…
    Especially when she got a hold of that microphone.

    “Round and Round” indeed.

    Happy birthday to your baby girl.
    Who’s not so baby anymore.
    XO
    julie gardner recently posted..Then and Now

    • Jessica Torres says:

      She’s not so baby anymore but I’m going to still call her a baby because she’s my last one.

  18. She looks like such fun! I love how she loves make up!
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  19. Natalie
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    Love her! She brings so much excitement with her! :) Happy birthday!
    Natalie recently posted..The Beach-Bike and Golf Style

  20. She looks like she is completely LOADED with personality! So cute.
    Missy | Literal Mom recently posted..Yep. I DO Judge and I’m Not Sorry for it

  21. LOVE that you have a girly girl – she will always make sure you are presentable when you are too old to care ;)

  22. Jessica says:

    Oh, she’s so adorable!! Happy Birthday to your sweet girl!! 3!! That’s BIG!
    Jessica recently posted..Stay at Home Mom vs. Working Mom

  23. Shell says:

    Oh, she is so cute! Happy birthday!
    Shell recently posted..Pour Your Heart Out: Asking For Help

  24. Elena
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    says:

    Really, this kid is one of my favorites. I am going to fight for her to be Cooper’s wife – Blake has some competition. Her spunk is just amazingly adorable. Happy Birthday to her!
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    • Jessica Torres says:

      She is quite the little girl. Maybe one day you can experience her awesomeness up close and personal.

  25. John
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    says:

    What a wonderful way to say happy birthday :-)

    She looks like the perfect mix of girly-girl, tomboy, and handful.
    John recently posted..Where I dust off this old blog of mine

  26. Bridget
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    says:

    Happy Birthday! Seriously, she couldn’t be any cuter:)
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  27. Elizabeth
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    How stinkin’ cute! And with that lip gloss, the mustache, zebra skirt, and sunglasses, I think you’re little birthday girl might give Fancy Nancy a run for her money!=)

    Happy Birthday to your big 3 year old!!!
    Elizabeth recently posted..Being a Mom Totally Rocks

  28. Carly
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    says:

    So isn’t it crazy that at 3 years old they can have such big personalities? I love these pictures. She is a doll!!! Love the lipstick picture. Your three year old and mine would get along perfectly lol :)
    Carly recently posted..To the Almost Big Sister

  29. Happy Birthday to your little sweetie! She has some mad dance moves! And that last picture…oh my goodness!!!!!!! Too funny :)
    Runnermom-jen recently posted..So Much…

  30. She is so cute, I just want to squish her! :) I love her fashion sense. She loves to sing and dance more than read? She might just be the next American Idol.
    The Pepperrific Life recently posted..When Counting Sheep Doesn’t Count

  31. That last picture is awesome! We call our two-year-old Mason the Menace. It is the most fitting description of preschoolers, lol.
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  32. Happy birthday, little one! She’s such a cutie. And has so MUCH personality. Which is a wonderful trait.
    Natalie @MamaTrack recently posted..Running the Naptime Gauntlet

  33. Tonya says:

    Happy Birthday to your little miss L. She does make this blog! :)
    Tonya recently posted..We Are Enemies

  34. Galit Breen
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    says:

    Happy birthday to your ‘lil sweetheart!
    Galit Breen recently posted..Sunshine and Cookies and Friendship

  35. Barbara
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    says:

    She really is just too cute for words. Happy birhday.
    Barbara recently posted..First Flight

  36. Eve
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    says:

    I love this post! I cannot even say how awesome that last pic is. Happy {belated} Birthday to your little menace!
    Eve recently posted..A Kitchen, a Fireplace, and YES a Yard!

  37. Robin | Farewell Stranger
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    says:

    Going back to read what I missed – can’t believe I missed a mustache reference! ;)

    Happy (late) birthday to your big girl!
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