I believe this is further proof that my toddler needs a nanny.
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Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.
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Twitter: kmulkey007
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That is classic. She doesn’t even care that she was caught. It’s all about the candy. Good luck with her! hee hee hee
Kris recently posted..2011 Napa Valley Film Festival
Getting caught means nothing to her. It’s all about the candy.
Twitter: carribrown
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That kid is trouble.
Carri recently posted..Grandma Doesn’t Look a Day Over 96
You have no idea.
Twitter: KimberlyAMuro
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Getting in trouble doesn’t phase her, does it?
Kimberly recently posted..My Bad Boys
Nope, not at all. She usually just starts laughing if I raise my voice.
Twitter: elenawollborg
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Seriously, she has some skills pulling herself up there. I guarantee you Lanagan couldn’t even do that. I’m trying to think what she has a future in with those moves. I’ll get back to you on that. But, I promise it will be something very good & profitable.
Elena recently posted..Busted. Part 1.
Once she figured out how to stack the stools her life changed. She can get into anything now. I could use profitable right now so try and get back to me sooner rather than later with your genius idea.
I am sorry for laughing, but darn, that was cute!
sara@domesticallychallenged recently posted..Happy Birthday Elijah!
I’m always laughing at my kid which might explain why she doesn’t behave at all.
Twitter: elainea
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Mine would have totally gone for a damn dum dum. She’s addicted. At least your’s knows what’s good and picked chocolate.
p.s. I would have done the same thing if I was her. he he.
Elaine recently posted..My True Colors
My kid finished all of the dum dums the day after Halloween. Chocolate is her second favorite.
Hahaha!! This might be my favorite vlog of yours yet! She’s so cute!!!
Runnermom-jen recently posted..When You Need a Vacation
Ha! I loved it too even though it does capture bad behavior.
Twitter: MamaWantsThis
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Hahaha!! She’s so cute! “I need help.” just made me laugh.
I guess there’s nowhere you can hide the candy without her getting to it.
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..A Letter to All Girls
Right now it’s on the top shelf in a closet. I’m sure she will figure out a way to get into it within the next 2 days.
Twitter: 1EpicMom
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She is so adorable! Kids who love to climb are the most fun!-)
Char recently posted..Bad Behaviour
She is absolutely not afraid of heights. It’s just the getting down part that she can’t figure out yet.
Twitter: ErinsMiracles
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OMG That is awesome! She is the cutest, I’d give her the whole bowl!
Knowing my boys they would knock it off the fridge and eat it all together!
Erin recently posted..Evidence
That would be a smart move. I hope my kid doesn’t figure that out.
Twitter: beeswithhoney
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She has the most adorable facial features and is so stinkin cute! I would give her as many candies as she wants! Boy, is she ever good at climbing too!
Bruna recently posted..bee beautiful you: the reclaiming ME edition
She has mastered her climbing skills for sure.
Twitter: NorthWestMommy
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I get candy for that very same reason. I think she needs an entourage!
Stasha recently posted..Monday Listicles
Cuz I want to is also my reason for getting candy.
Don’t show my husband this!
Blond Duck recently posted..Theo goes Footloose
Ha! I’ll keep it far away from him.
Twitter: babspinfrance
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That was too funny! After all that climbing she deserves a treat
Barbara recently posted..Holiday Planning
It is hard work getting the stools and climbing up on the counter.
awww this is too cute. I’d give her the whole bucket! it looks like you gotta monkey on your hands…
RachelJoy recently posted..Overseas Bargain Shopping Anyone?
She is definitely a monkey.
Twitter: applesndroses
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Oh my Gawd! Hilarious. Funny how she can get up there, but she can’t get down.
I’ll give you the advice, I gave some one else the other day..
Maybe you should sit on her! Or use duct tape!
Mirjam recently posted..Almost perfect
Duct tape works for everything.
Twitter: Amandaaustin
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I can’t even tell you how much I love this. So cute. I love how she shimmies up on the counter.
Amanda Austin recently posted..Perfect Vacations Past and Present
I find her on the counters all the time now, both in the kitchen and the bathroom.
Omg!! She is so smart!!!
Way to be creative with the stools.
Leighann recently posted..Where Fashion has Taken Me….
She figured that out all on her own.
Raising smart kids is exhausting. I hope our kids invent something spectacular one day so they can finance our early retirements, cause we’ll be too tired from getting them safely through childhood to work.
Julie recently posted..Monday Meals: Talkin’ Turkey
I agree. All this work better pay off in the future because I’m exhausted from keeping an eye on her all day.
Hehe. What a cutie pie.
Nicole at the Boy House recently posted..LIVE IN THE NOW, Oil of Oregano, Lots of Links
Thanks!
Twitter: chicktuition
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I’m quite impressed with the girl’s skills. The paranoid part of me is scared she’s gonna fall though. Be careful, adorable one!
jacqui recently posted..If She’s Lonely Now…
I always worry she will fall too but so far she’s been alright.
Twitter: Twinisms
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I like the whistle around her neck. She’s the coach of the candy thieves. Awesome.
Bridget recently posted..Twofer Tuesdays
She’s definitely something.
Twitter: madwomandiary
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Oh, the hell you’re going to know at 3. I’ll bring wine.
Mad Woman behind the Blog recently posted..Monster mommy!!
Yes please. Lots of it.
Twitter: EverythingEvie
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That’s hilarious. My son learned how to push a dining room chair up to the kitchen counter. I look forward to the mischief to come….
Smart kids we have.
Twitter: corp2domestic
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Whoa this girl knows how to get what she wants LOL! Yes you do need a nanny!
Natalie recently posted..The Sickness Monster
I’m thinking I might need several nannies.
I think I have found the girl of JDaniel’s dreams.
JDaniel4′s Mom recently posted..Pause Life for a Moment-Adventures in Mommyland
Ha! They can share the candy together.
Twitter: FarewellStrangr
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That’s hilarious! I love that she doesn’t even blink when she realizes she’s busted.
Robin @ Farewell, Stranger recently posted..Hope Chest Identity
She could care less about getting in trouble.
Twitter: suitcasetricks
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You, know. Sometimes in life you just have to go after what you want. She’s like a little Candy Honey Badger. Let’s just make sure she and my Justin never meet and get married and have little hellions of their own.
Ali recently posted..Guess Who Got an Award. ME!
You stay on the east coast and I’ll stay on the west coast and that should avoid them ever meeting.
Cuz I want to.
Oh yeah.
My puppies say the same thing after eating whatever they can get their noses and/or claws into…the trashcans, the pantry, the dishwasher, the refrigerator, the pantry.
I’d better keep all stools out of my kitchen…
julie gardner recently posted..Today call me recruited
My dogs are the same way. I busted one of them eating a whole loaf of pumpkin bread the other day from the counter. I was not happy. He didn’t care.
She’s such a little monkey!
Shell recently posted..Someone Else Be the Adult, Please
That she is.
Twitter: krrobi
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““OMG.
THis is seriously Fabulous. What a little DOLL
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My Inner Chick recently posted..Fifteen Random Thoughts
Thanks! I think her cuteness allows her to get away with even more.
Twitter: MamaTrack
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She is so cute. In our house, the standard answer to “why” is “because I have to.” And he loves “chocolate berries” (Peanut M&Ms).
MamaTrack recently posted..Recent Toddler Tidbits
I like “because I have to” – that is an excellent answer as well.
My daughter does it also, she makes the fridge like a cabinet, climbs anywhere as long as she gets what see wants. We didn’t teach them how to get it, they have their own instinct and skills.
Lyka Ricks recently posted..Making Applesauce
These kids are definitely smart.
Twitter: grumpygrateful
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I love it! She’s a girl who knows what she wants.
Grumpy Grateful Mom recently posted..Burned Out on Blogging
Absolutely, and she’s not afraid to get it.
Twitter: MTDBlog
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Oh. MY. Word….cutest thing ever! I would so video something like this too.
Nicole @MTDLBlog recently posted..I Am Not Martha Stewart {Holiday Treats Dilemma}
Thanks! I love capturing these moments on camera. Great memories for the future.
So, is that a whistle hanging around her neck? If so, you might want to take that away before the sugar high hits… #MommyHasAHeadache
Christi recently posted..Wordless Wednesday: Balancing Act
Ha! No, they are keys. She doesn’t go anywhere without her keys lately.
Twitter: TheDanaK
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It’s probably not a good sign that Klaw is already pushing furniture around, huh?
At least she’s honest when you ask her a question. Chris would have lied.
Dana K recently posted..How to Use a Neti Pot #VlogTalk
I don’t think they learn lying until age 3. She’s got a couple more months to go.
Perfect soundtrack.
I like how she ended up asking for help AFTER she got what she wanted.
The climbing skills on these little people is astounding!
Tonya recently posted..Letters To KLZ
The kids love listening to this song over and over now but it was a perfect fit for the video.
Too cute! I watched the video with my son and he loved it especially set to the music! You do have a sneaky little one there!
Sarah recently posted..No More Tears: Get Toxins Out of The Tub!
She is very sneaky when she wants something.
Ha! What a clever little booger!
Mommy2¢ recently posted..Do we, or do we not: that is the question:
She is definitely clever.