So, who wants this app?
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Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.
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Twitter: 1EpicMom
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Hey Jessica, can I add myself to the wait list for this awesome app? Let me know how I can support you to get it out there…money, free babysitting, you name it!-)
Char recently posted..Fashion Trends Vlog
Those are all excellent offers. I will add your name to the top of the waiting list just for that.
Twitter: KimberlyAMuro
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I would love this app! I think we should make this happen. We would make a fortune!
Kimberly recently posted..Make Messes Disappear
We could have a fabulous combo if we sold our apps together. Kids that behaved and a clean house? Instant millionaires.
Twitter: Emmymom2
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Lol! Well the price isn’t the usual app price structure but oh it might just be worth it.
Emmy recently posted..Monday Mugs: Thankful
I think this app is worth the high price.
Twitter: Spitupchronicle
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a million dollars? Pocket change. Count me in.
Jessica recently posted..Soccer Mom? You Mean Soccer Bitch.
You are on the waiting list.
Twitter: MamaWantsThis
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I’d pay 2 million bucks.
Your narrative voice was awesome.
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..I Do Not Regret
I knew I should have charged more.
Twitter: ByWordsMusings
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the blogateers are going into business
By Word of Mouth Musings recently posted..Tales from the Crypt Time Travel Tuesday
Doing our best.
Twitter: babspinfrance
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I was looking to spend all that money i have laying around. Count me in!
You are on the waiting list too.
I love this app and its clever name! Oh, and, I love that it’s only $1,000,000. I would totally buy it!
Jessica recently posted..On Needing People
Such a low price for all that the app can do.
If I had a million dollars…
Kimberly recently posted..One Washing Machine That Likes To Dance Across Your Laundry Room Floor For Sale
If I had the app….
Twitter: applesndroses
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Great price, now you only need to sell one!
Mirjam recently posted..Sundown
Just one and my dreams will come true.
I’ve long said that a “mute button” would be a fabulous invention!
Good luck with your sales!
liz recently posted..Bounce Dryer Bar Review + $50 VISA Giftcard Giveaway
Would be awesome if kids came with a mute button or a pause button.
Look, Benadryl is cheaper. Just sayin’.
Julie recently posted..Braces and a big butt do not a #BITB make
Ha! But iPhone apps are so much fun. You know you want it.
This just makes me laugh- those dog bowls on the head is too much!!!
Gina recently posted..The Things I Have Learned & a Vloggin’ Infomercial
For some reason my kids think it’s hilarious to play with the dog bowls.
Twitter: laurenweber84
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Genius idea, Jessica! I think I need this. Now, to come up with $1 mill….
P.S. Love the song choice at the end. I always sing that when I’m dreaming about something that’s unrealistic
Mrs. Weber recently posted..If You Give A Baby A Book…
I paid $1.29 just to use that song for this video. I thought it fit perfect.
Twitter: grumpygrateful
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Oh, that may be worth the million! We had an all-time worst fighting screaming kid crazy day yesterday. Though seeing your girls dancing with bowls on their heads–adorable.
Grumpy Grateful Mom recently posted..Stealing Situations
This app could stop that fighting, screaming, kid crazy day all with the push of a button.
Lately, I think I could use the anti-boy crazy app for preteens.
Christi recently posted..Of Course, It’s All About The Kids…
That will be my next invention.
Twitter: gfunkified
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That is tempting…
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I would buy it.
Twitter: take2mommy
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A million bucks? Definitely worth it. I thought my boys’ behavior would improve as they got older. But the 5YO acts more and more devilish every day.
Jen {at} take2mommy recently posted..An Election Day Fix
I hope that’s not true for my youngest. I’m not sure I can handle her getting anymore mischievous.
Twitter: elenawollborg
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I love this app. Sold! Even for 1 million dollars.
Elena recently posted..Too Fat for Fashion
No refunds.
Twitter: krrobi
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—-I am totally envious of your damn cleverness & fabulousness. Damn you.
Love those kids. And they behave beautifully. HA HA.
My Inner Chick recently posted..Broken Halleluiahs
I wasn’t sure at first if I could pull this video off but my vlogging partners convinced me I could. I’m glad I tried.
Twitter: andthenkate
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Does it come with the woman who does that sexy voiceover? If so, you need to up the price.
Kate recently posted..Suddenly, Teletubbies seem like poor role models. To say nothing of that chub named Fancy Nancy.
Of course it does. Maybe I should charge 1.5 million instead.
That was awesome!
Especially how it took me to a spot where I could purchase!
You sounded very professional I almost took my checkbook out but then I remembered I don’t have that much money.
Leighann recently posted..Fashion Trend Setter!
We can set up a payment plan.
Twitter: nicholebeaudry
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Thank you for the smile today!
I’m going to be thinking of you when my kids are whining during the witching hour tonight!
Nichole recently posted..Shades of Gray
I was thinking of this app tonight too when my kids were bouncing off the walls.
Ha! You could probably sell this sucker for $.99 and you’d still be a millionaire.
Shell recently posted..School Bus VS Mom Taxi
Now that’s a genius idea too.
Oh, if I only had a cool million laying around. Sigh…
Tonya recently posted..A Little Goes A Long Way
Don’t worry. We accept payment plans.
You could get 5 million for this easily. Genius app idea. Also hilarious!
Tim@sogeshirts recently posted..Drumming with Dynamics
Maybe 1 million will be the introductory rate.
Twitter: corp2domestic
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I bet you could find some millionaires to buy that app!
Natalie recently posted..Tiny Prints Holiday Card Giveaway!
First I need to find one to invent it for me.
Twitter: dosweatthesmall
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Well, of course! It’s only a million dollars, right?
LOL
Thanks for making me smile with this video! And your voice? It was perfect! Sounded just like a real ad! You almost got me spending that million dollars there, Jessica!
Sweaty recently posted..A State of Inertia
Thank you! I had to do many retakes on the narration. It was hard.
Twitter: carribrown
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But a bottle of Benedryl is so much cheaper! hahaha
Carri recently posted..I Want to Stab Everyone in Target
Ha! But Benadryl isn’t as much fun as an iPhone app.
Twitter: TheDanaK
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I only have one child and he’s better behaved than the dogs, so I don’t need it yet. However, could you time-travel and sell this to my mom? She really could have used it.
Dana K recently posted..5 Things That Make a Camping Trip Merely Good
Maybe a time travel machine will be my next invention.
Twitter: madwomandiary
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Do you have an installment plan?
Of course I do, but you might be paying for the rest of your life.