In a moment of cleverness my husband thought he would have some fun with Siri on his iPhone 4s.
He thought Siri could do better so he tried again. This time with a nicer beginning.
Cleary that worked.
Lesson learned…always talk nice to the women in your life.
Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.
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Twitter: chicktuition
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I’m very impressed with Siri…she’s such a lady.
jacqui recently posted..Is It Time To Eat Yet?
She demands respect.
Twitter: OldTweener
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Ha! I think I could hang out with Siri…she’s pretty cool.
Sherri recently posted..Days of Whine and Snotty Noses
I’m in line to get Siri as my BFF in January. It will be fun.
Twitter: carribrown
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You know she’s a lady on the street and a freak in the sheets.
Carri recently posted..Beer, Angry Birds, Adam Sandler and Thanksgiving
Twitter: TheDanaK
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dana K recently posted..You Won’t Marry Me – Challenge Accepted
As long as you talk to her nicely.
Twitter: KimberlyAMuro
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Maybe John needs to buy her dinner first.
Kimberly recently posted..How Am I Feeling?
Or a drink.
Twitter: MamaWantsThis
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Hahahaaha!! Siri is such a classy lady.
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..Kuala Lumpur, 1994
I hope my husband remembers this lesson.
Twitter: galitbreen
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Hee! This? Is priceless!
{And oh-so-very relatable! Oy. Boys.
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Galit Breen recently posted..So Very Thankful
Provides some good entertainment at least.
Twitter: acctodenise
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Wow Siri is never that witty with me. She must really like your husband
Denise recently posted..Random Round-Up #20 (on a Tuesday)
They have a special bond.
Your husband is hilarious…love that you posted this exchange!
Christine@TheAums recently posted..A Party Idea You Won’t Find on Pinterest
I couldn’t pass it up. Perfect blog fodder.
Twitter: elainea
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Gonna have to see if this works for my hubby… he he!
Elaine recently posted..Still "Miss Elaine-ous"…
Let me know if it works.
Twitter: mommysparadise
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Ha ha, good to know, so there shouldn’t be a problem when the Hubs plays with an S4, right?
Mommy’s Paradise recently posted..Wordless{ish} Wednesday – Regatta 2011: the toddler version
It should teach him a lesson in manners.
Twitter: madwomandiary
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So I guess the “s” isn’t for “slut.”
Maybe the Android will come out with a naughty assistant/dirty step child.
BTW, I think I like John even more after this!
Ha! No, I guess not.
I can only imagine the fun you would have with Siri.
Twitter: grumpygrateful
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I’ve never met Siri, but I like her style.
I’m impressed she is so witty.
Grumpy Grateful Mom recently posted..2011 Review Extravaganza
She is pretty clever and good at keeping my husband in line.
Twitter: sellabitmum
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Siri lives with us now also. She drives me bat-shit crazy. lol
tracy@sellabitmum recently posted..What I Wore Wednesday – The Trench Coat..
Ha! Get used to her. I don’t think she is going anywhere.
Twitter: applesndroses
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Hahahaha! So funny!
I love that you posted this.
Mirjam recently posted..Silver lining.
Thanks. I thought it was good for a quick smile.
LOL. I wonder where she does her shopping…
RachelJoy recently posted..Wordless Wednesday: A Real Woman
Ha! Probably not Walmart.
Give her some wine.
Works for me.
Kimberly recently posted..Between The Lines
I’ll pass on the tip.
Twitter: thekircorner
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what is with men and their PA’s on their phones?? LOL
John’s is named Sam…he told he loved her…she answered “I am sorry, John. I am not ready for that kind of relationship.”
I giggled for 3 hours.
Kir recently posted..Proud Mommy Moments: Kristin from Dragondreamers Lair
Ha! That’s a hilarious response.
Twitter: laurenweber84
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I want the new phone just for Siri – she seems like hours of amusement. My friend asked her where she could have sex and she pulled up a list of escort services – it was too funny!
Mrs. Weber recently posted..Little K Talks Turkey
My husband did the same thing with Siri and she responded in the same way.
I don’t know what Siri is (a form of texting?) but your husband sounds completely normal. Men are all the same right?
You are one clever woman. Your response is so funny.
Marie@feedingfive recently posted..Let’s get this party started…..
Siri is an automated assistant on the new iPhones. You ask her questions and she answers or looks up info on the web to help you.
Siri is a bit frigid.
Your husband cracks me up.
Julie recently posted..Monday Meals: Caramel Apple Pie
She just prefers to be talked to nicely.
Twitter: amommyinthecity
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This is too funny! She is very clever!
A Mommy in the City recently posted..Wordless Wednesday: The Bump is Growing
I hope my husband learned a lesson.
Twitter: ladyestrogen
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Hahahaha – very nice
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Thought you would like this.
Twitter: corp2domestic
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This is hilarious! Ha ha she’s got her standards
Natalie recently posted..Almost Wordless Wednesday-Friend Style
Don’t we all have our standards?
Twitter: beeswithhoney
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Too funny! Siri is a smart girl.
Bruna recently posted..tis the season + giveaway
That she is.
Love it!!!! To freaking funny. Apple clearly thought of everything!
Cam – Bibs & Baubles recently posted..Thankful for… You!
I think so.
It’s probably a good thing I don’t have an iPhone. I would waste waaaay too much time asking Siri stupid questions like that! On the other hand…that would be a lot of fun!!
Lily recently posted..15 Things I am Thankful For
I spent most of our 2 hour car ride the other day messing around with Siri. There will most likely be a follow up to this post…
Twitter: NorthWestMommy
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Siri is very classy, even with her heart of steal. Or is it aluminium?
Whatever it is she commands respect.
Twitter: babspinfrance
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Siri is just too classy!
Barbara recently posted..33 Weeks
Very classy.
Twitter: HStayingAfloat
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I LOVE me some Siri!! DH and I have way to much fun with it!
Hopes@Staying Afloat! recently posted..WTF Wednesday ~ Do You Hear What I Hear?
My husband is always messing with Siri.
Full on LOL- loudly- the kids are looking at me strange. Forwarding this to my hubs- he will love it.
Gina recently posted..A Pre-Holiday Q&A & a Gift from a Friend
Haha hope he got a laugh from it as well.
Twitter: elenawollborg
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I bet Siri is one of those closet dirty girls. I love that he even asked these q’s – awesome!
Carri said Siri is a girl on the streets but a freak in the sheets.
Twitter: dosweatthesmall
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Hahahaha… ck ck ck, Jessica, I think I know now what kind of text messages you and your husband sent to each other! LOL. Clearly, Siri’s a non-competition to you, gf!
Sweaty recently posted..Thoughtful (Thanksgiving) Thursday Blog Hop
Ha! My responses would be the same as Siri.
THAT is awesome
Leighann recently posted..One Day on your Birthday
I thought so.
Twitter: katiefhurley
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That is very funny! Thank you for the entertainment. Have a great Thanksgiving!
Practical Parenting recently posted..Childhood Food Allergies (Tips for holiday parties)
Anytime. Hope you had a good Thanksgiving as well.
I really love the sound of Siri. I’m almost wishing my iPhone 3 would break down so I could upgrade. But then again I’d probably spend all my life playing and get no work done at all.
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My renewal for a new phone is in January and I will definitely be getting the 4s.
She’s a tough girl!
Blond Duck recently posted..Queen Bitty vs. the Muppets
Don’t mess with Siri.
Twitter: krrobi
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–I’m sorry I’m such a dork, but who is Siri?
— Is she you?
If she is, This Rocks.
My Inner Chick recently posted..Absolute Favorite Kick Ass Things of 2011
Siri is a virtual personal assistant on the new iPhones.
Twitter: jenrambles
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I have total iPhone envy and Siri has upped the obsession factor. Dammit.
I get the 4s in January. I’m very excited.
Twitter: andthenkate
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One word: ROWR.
You know it.
Twitter: MamaTrack
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So. Awesome. My husband and I are laughing out loud.
MamaTrack recently posted..Letter to a Big Brother
Glad I can entertain the both of you.
You made my morning with this! lol.
Ha! That’s what I like to hear.
I hope you had a good Thanksgiving!
Blond Duck recently posted..Magical Monday 70
Same to you.
Hahaha, my husband and I have endless fun with Siri. Isn’t technology amazing?!
I was also stopping by to let you know, I’ve given you The Sunshine Award. Stop by and check out my post for the details. Congrats!
http://makingmamahappy.blogspot.com/2011/11/sunshine-award.html
Jamie
Jamie recently posted..Sunshine Award
I love Siri. I was playing with her for almost the entire 2 hour car ride I was on last week.
Thanks for the award!
Twitter: Amandaaustin
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HA! Love it. I have to say, I’m a little bit jealous of Siri. My sister has it on her new iPhone and we’ve had fun making it talk back to us the past few days.
Amanda Austin recently posted..Birthday Party
I was playing with Siri on my husband’s phone some and I have more screen shots for a future post. I can’t wait to get one in January.
Twitter: MrsMommyMatters
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A friend of mine tells hers that she loves it and she always pops back with something really funny. Apple clearly did their homework when they created this little beauty.
Courtney @ The Mommy Matters recently posted..Oh, Christmas Tree…
I told Siri I loved her and she came back with some pretty good responses. Siri also gave me a Steve Jobs quote one time when I asked it “why not”.
Twitter: MissMarinaStar
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Ha! Elijah bought me a new phone and then sent me a link to this little gem:
http://youtu.be/9yLuqCXXutY
WARNING: Hilarious, but not safe for children’s ears. Hope it doesn’t offend…
Miss Marina Star recently posted..I’m Thankful for iPhones
I saw that video. Hilarious!
I want a 4s just to have fun with Siri.
Shell recently posted..Hey, It’s Okay
I get to upgrade in January. I’m very excited.
I got a text last week that said something like thank you for being a loyal verizon customer- you are now eligible for a phone upgrade with a new 2 year contract.
I don’t care about the two year contract since we stay with them anyway. I’m tempted to see if I really can get the 4s. Or just wait til spring and get the 5!
Shell recently posted..Hey, It’s Okay
I’ve been with AT&T for so many years now that I don’t care about the contracts anymore. I’ll sign whatever as long as I get the newest iPhone. I don’t know if I could wait until the spring to get the 5 unless it was guaranteed they are going to come out.
Twitter: PampersandPinot
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We can all take lessons from her!
Kristy @PampersandPinot recently posted..Phantom Poo Poo and other Misadventures
I agree.
I’m sad Siri wasn’t around when I got mine… she seems like such a fun gal!
Jamie recently posted..memo to mommy
I’m upgrading in January so I can have my own Siri.
Twitter: nicholebeaudry
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Just think how lovely she would have been if he’d bought her a glass of wine.
Giggle.
Nichole recently posted..Sixty Seconds
And some chocolate.
I love “her” second response. I laughed out loud.
Tonya recently posted..A Letter To Santa
I was cracking up when I heard these responses from Siri.
I haven’t tinkered with Siri at all. Too many “improvements” in technology to keep up with.
liz recently posted..Show Us your Mugs!
Great creation of apple would like to have some fun with siri too.
Twitter: kimulmanis
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Okay, this totally inspired me to have more fun with Siri and get screenshots…and blog about it! LOL
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