Prompt: A tribute to your favorite appliance.
I’m a blogger.
I don’t cook.
I don’t think this video requires any further explanations.
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Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.
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Twitter: KimberlyAMuro
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Why does this not surprise me?? You have an addiction, clearly.
Kimberly recently posted..Our Tomorrow
I have no idea what you are talking about. I was “working”.
Twitter: MamaWantsThis
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Hahaha!! My household can give you a run for your money with Apple love. We have a MacBook Air, another Mac, an iPhone, a few iPods, an iPad. Okay, I admit, most of it is my husband’s stuff for work, but still!!
I am totally not surprised though. You and your gadgets.
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We have an iMac and countless iPods laying around but I thought I would focus only on the devices I use every. single. day.
We have all the Apple catalogue except for the AppleTV and the iPhone. It’s a sickness, and hoarders is going to come calling any day now. Seriously, how many iPods does one man need?!
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We have a bunch of iPods laying around the house too that havent’ been used in awhile. Love the iPhone though.
Twitter: elenawollborg
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I love that you love Apple so much! This warms my heart. L is so darn cute as a future lover.
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I love that picture of L.
Twitter: 1EpicMom
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Oh Jessica,
I feel like I might have just stumbled into an apple product convention (lol). We have a friend up here who is slowly making the rounds of our group slowly converting them to the cult of apple. By any chance are you that friend in your group?
Anyway, it was a fun video; thanks for sharing,
Char
The Epic Adventures of a Modern Mom
http://1epicmom.com
I do believe that everyone should have an iPhone so maybe I could be considered that friend.
Twitter: NorthWestMommy
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Love it! I am right there with you.
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After seeing that picture I would have to agree.
Twitter: galitbreen
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Oh my that’s hilarious! My fave is the kiss goodnight!
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My husband is lucky if he gets a kiss each night but the MacBook always gets one.
Twitter: elainea
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I’m thinking they might pay you big money for this video…
So funny!
p.s. I NEED an iPad so bad!!
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I would love payment for this video. Or an iMac for my office.
Twitter: carribrown
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hahaha Complete with an Alan Jackson song.
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I love this song.
Twitter: HStayingAfloat
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Hahahaha! I love it!!
And I must say, I have a touch of Apple envy!!
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I do love the Apple products. I hope they continue to make good stuff with Jobs being gone.
Can an Apple product be considered an appliance? I’m right there with you with the obsession, just wondering.
Oh, and I love the “Future Apple lover” notation.
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I looked up the definition of appliance when I had the idea for this video and it said “an instrument, apparatus, or device for a particular purpose or use”. I figured Apple products would fit this definition.
Twitter: thewholemom
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So funny. I seriously have had about 5 dreams in which my iPad was cracked and/or broken.
In one of the dreams, I somehow found out no one liked me and then thought to myself, “At least I have my iPad.” Only to open up my iPad, and find a huge crack down the screen.
I described this dream as a horrible nightmare to my husband.
I need therapy, obviously.
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I had a dream that my toddler dropped my iPad in the bathtub. I woke up in a cold sweat. It was terrible.
Twitter: fromtracie
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I have wondered what this cooking thing is that I hear people speak of….but then I get distracted with Twitter and never find out.
This video is seriously hilarious! I don’t own any Apple products, which I think needs to be remedied by someone buying me an iPad immediately.
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I would agree that you need an iPad immediately. Every person should be blessed with Apple products.
Twitter: tatterscoops
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You are so creative! Love your video and yeah I love my apple too (working on the other one) lol
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It was the first appliance that came to mind when I thought of doing this prompt.
haha….thanks for the laugh!
Happy “working”
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You’re welcome! I’m always hard at “work”.
Oh, that’s great, I’m not particularly into Apple products yet, but you make me feel like maybe I SHOULD be!!
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Everyday I seem to fall more in love with my Apple products.
You crack me up!
Is that finger prints on your screen? Nope…kiss prints…hahah!
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Of course it’s kiss prints. Can’t go to sleep without kissing my favorite things good night.
You even posed in bed with them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Of course!
Twitter: laurenweber84
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Tech gadgets are pretty much like appliances – I can totally see it. And Apple products can do just about anything…except cook. But, I think that’s an idea for a future device!
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There really should be an app for that.
Twitter: take2mommy
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You crack me up, laying in bed with your Apple gadgets, kissing them goodnight!
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Every night I’m I lay with my Apple products. They help me have sweet dreams.
haha! We have a similar type love here in this household
I would imagine you do.
Twitter: mamasgottago
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Hmmm how do you like them Apples??? Oh I see you love them very, very much! Even kissing them goodnight:) Hope your husband isn’t jealous!!! LOL
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I love these Apples.
Twitter: Amandaaustin
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You’ve created a monster!!
I”m not an apple girl, but I do enjoy my ipad (after really being snarky about it before we bought it)
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I never thought I would own a MacBook but I do know and I love it!
Twitter: nannygoats
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I already have an iPhone, an iPod and a MacBookAir. And I do sleep with my iPod. (It’s a nano, so it’s okay, right?) The day I get an iPad is the day I check myself in at the cuckoo farm.
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The day you get an iPad is the day your life will become even better.
Twitter: corp2domestic
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LOL you do have an apple addiction for sure!
They had you at hello…
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They absolutely had me at hello.
Twitter: amountainmomma
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Hey you want to double date with our Apple entourage? Mine only drink apple martinis though.
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I’ve never had an appletini but I’m sure I will love it.
Twitter: krrobi
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—Jessica,
)) XX
Love love love this!!!
The one w/ you sleeping with the Apples.
FabUOUS.
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I do love my Apples.
Twitter: Mippertje
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Love this, it’s funny.
You should meet my sister! BIG apple lover too.
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We could have an Apple party.
Twitter: FarewellStrangr
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You’re hilarious. I’d expect nothing different.
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If this was a tribute to my stove everyone would have been shocked.
I cannot tell you how much I love my Mac. I had no idea what I was missing until I brought it home.
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I had a PC all my life up until last month and I’m so in love with my Mac.
Twitter: chicktuition
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First of all…you’re gonna have to stop saying you don’t cook. You’ve been cooking and baking lately which you have let us all know with your various apple loves.
Second of all…are they good kissers?
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Okay, I should say I barely cook or I only cook when the mood strikes which is rare.
Apples are excellent kissers.
Twitter: MamaTrack
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Apple should be paying you for this. And I agree–this “I don’t cook” thing is BS. We’re not buying it.
Give that monster a big hug from me.
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I would love payment from Apple, maybe in the form of an iMac for my home office.
I barely cook, is that better?
Twitter: grumpygrateful
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Hilarious!!! Sadly, I only have Galas at my house.
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Looks like you need to go shopping.
Twitter: teamrasler
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Do you have Apple TV yet? That is clearly the next step.
love, a fellow Apple addict
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No Apple TV. Yet.
Twitter: TeresaThinks
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You’re apple paraphernalia is awesome. I’m jealous.
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It took some work to build up this collection but I love it.
Twitter: LittleMsP
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Of course! The apple of you eye is Apples!
I’m slightly jealous. I get to visit hubs laptop, but I really wanna upgrade my iPad to a sleek iPad2 *sigh* Still thankful for what I have but you make Apple love look amazing!
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I love the iPad2 but then again I never did use the first iPad.
Oh how you crack me up!!!!!!!!!! Love this video!!
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Thanks Gina! I do my best.
Twitter: PampersandPinot
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This is exactly how I’ve imagined you!
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I’m glad I could live up to your imagination.
Twitter: EverythingEvie
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I swear you broke into my head and stole this vlog idea from me! I was totally going to do this for my vlog this week!! LOL Man I love Apple, and yes it’s a hard core addiction. Like I’d be shaking on the street if I didn’t have my iPhone. My house has an iPhone, iPad, MacBookPro, Apple TV, and four iPods. Yes, my 18 month old has his own iPod complete with a docking station in his room. He’s clearly going to be a future lover too!
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The only thing I don’t have on your list is the Apple TV. We have been talking about it but haven’t quite decided on making the switch.
I kinda thought I had a problem with my laptop and iphone.
This video made me feel better.
You are the queen of social media and gadgets.
You win.
LOL
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Ha! Do you think I can get a free Apple product for winning?
Did you see that they have dried organic apple chips at Costco lately? I was reading your profile / about page and notice you like apple products. Just thought I’d share in case you had not tried them yet.
Wow, too bad you cannot edit a comment once it’s posted. I just re-read the comment and noticed the horrific typos! ugh!
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