I can’t believe I posted this.
You can go ahead and listen to it with the sound off.
Obviously the prompt I chose was “Get your song on”.
What was I thinking?
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Hi and welcome! My name is Jessica Torres and I'm a homeschooling mom of two adorably insane girls on the path to greener living. I'm also self declared iPhone addict and lover of all things Apple. When not attached to my kids, my iPhone, or my laptop, you can find me creating cocktail recipes. Subscribe by RSS Feed or by email to join in the fun over here.
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Twitter: SJM_CookiesMom
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An ode to Creeper Man. Love it! You are one brave woman!! ROFL
I hope the Creeper Man watches and realizes he should stop being a creeeper.
Twitter: SJM_CookiesMom
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It’s been very quite on the Creeper front… maybe it worked!
I hope so.
Twitter: PatchOfBlue724
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I love it!! Hahaha!!! Your daughter is a great backup singer/entertainer. The words to your song? Genius. (One of my fave ZB Band songs, btw)
I love this Zac Brown Band song but now I have my stupid made up lyrics in my head instead of the good ones. I’m trying to undo that.
Twitter: PatchOfBlue724
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OMG, I didn’t think of that. It’s probably going to happen to me too. LOL!
Just don’t watch the video anymore. Not like you would want to anyway.
Twitter: MamasMonologues
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LOVE it! Let’s just not turn this into Creeper Lady like you threatened earlier today. That would make me sad.
Can I borrow Ms. Fancy Pants for my next vlog?
No worries Ms Assytastic.
I wonder if we could splice some videos together to get her into one of your vlogs. That would be awesome.
Twitter: dashingly
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Holy shit, I can’t believe you posted that.
If I ever want a WTF post I’ll be looking this one up.
Your kid is hilarious.
Dude, I have no idea what I was thinking when I posted this. Total WTF moment.
That Was AWESOME. Love the backup dancer/singer too! (you’re brave. don’t think I could ever do this.)
And I also believe celebrities should pay US for their autograph!
It only took me 2 times to record the singing part. I was shocked. But I would never sing this in public.
So we’re not going out for karaoke? (totally kidding. I would never sing in public.)
No we are not. Although I have a feeling Yuliya would sing in public.
Can I have that hat? It’s awesome.
Don’t touch my hat yo.
Twitter: laurenweber84
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HAHA! Oh, I hate the Twitter creepers. Love your hat, mic and of course, your uber-cute back-up singer!
I hope the creepers watch this and retreat back to their FB fan pages.
Twitter: elenawollborg
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Seriously, I’m so proud of you for doing this! And I love H even more than before. If that’s possible.
And…I wrote the lyrics myself.
Boom.
Twitter: MamaWantsThis
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I’m thinking you’re off your rockers but we love you anyway!
Totally off my rocker.
Twitter: fromtracie
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This video is hilariously great…and I love that she wanted you to pay her for your autograph!! That is awesome!
I have no idea where she came up with the idea that I was supposed to pay her for my autograph but I thought it was so funny to add in the video.
That was awesome! And don’t worry.. you did just fine! I think… Actually, I don’t really know. I was too busy watching your daughter.
That is exactly what I was hoping would happen.
Twitter: Twinisms
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You’re awesome. This is the best thing ever.
I’m not a creeper am I? I’m appalled with myself now…
You are not a creeper. Plus if you listen closely it says “he” and “man”. You are neither of these things. Or at least I hope not.
You have so much talent in your family!
I’m not sure my singing can qualify as a talent but thank you.
Twitter: wendywillblog
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One – Who sings that song??
Two – We’re so finding a karaoke bar in San Diego!
Zac Brown Band – Colder Weather
I will be hiding out from you now at BlogHer.
Twitter: EverythingEvie
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This is hilarious and YOU, my dear, are one brave soul….good job!!
BTW, I love the Zac Brown Band!
I love Zac Brown Band too and I’m just as shocked as you are that I posted this.
Twitter: amountainmomma
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Well don! You guys should take it on the road, the Twitter road that is…
I posted this all over Twitter. Hope that counts.
Twitter: babspinfrance
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That was great! I don’t know if I could have posted it!
It took a lot of courage to post this video.
Twitter: corp2domestic
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Ok Ms. FancyPants was so trying to steal your show the whole time! I love how she asked if she could be paid for asking for your autograph. That girl has life figured out already! Loved your creeper song LOL!
I used this video on purpose because I knew she would steal the show from my terrible singing.
Honestly, who cares about the singing when there’s a cowboy hat and a cutie pie?
That’s what I was hoping.
Twitter: AccustomedChaos
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This gave me a huge smile this morning
Glad to hear that. Hope the rest of your day is good too.
Twitter: grumpygrateful
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You are my new country idol! Though the adorable Vampire Ninja did steal a little of your thunder. You may need to include her in your next act.
She will be in all my acts. Would you like me to pay you for my autograph too?
Twitter: grumpygrateful
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I would like you to pay me for as many autographs as you will give me.
Ha! I’ll send over ZERO.
Cute outfit, great song, very entertaining…I especially enjoyed the extras in the back =)
The extras were the perfect touch to the video. Thanks!
Twitter: HStayingAfloat
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Two words: YOU ROCK!!!!
SO funny! It gave me a huge grin this morning! Thank you!
Thank you! I did my best.
Twitter: krrobi
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Creeper Man. I know him!
This was superb
Love it.
Classic!
Loooooooooove your little girl dancing w/ you. xxxx
I know a couple Creeper Mans. Hope they stay away after watching this.
Twitter: madwomandiary
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AWESOME!
Someone get me a camera, I want to play along! Also a video editor, a makeup artist and a babysitter.
Or maybe I’ll just watch yours again.
Dude, I had no video editor, makeup artist, or babysitter. All you need is a camera. Get on it.
Twitter: chicktuition
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I like that you had a backup dancer…that was cool. Creeper man will be so thrilled that you wrote and sang this song about him.
If only he can figure out that it’s about him.
Twitter: firefam5
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Now THAT is GOOD STUFF
Great way to perk up my afternoon
It was pretty fun to make although I still can’t believe I posted it.
Hahaha! So funny! Loved Vampire Ninja dancing and singing in the background!!
She has all the words memorized for my version of the song. It’s pretty awesome.
Twitter: rustilyn
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other than being distracted by trying to stop myself from singing along with ZBB in the background? THIS.WAS.AWESOME. was cracking up – awesome lyrics, and best backup dancer I’ve ever seen
your bravery at posting this is amazing. LOVE IT.
I couldn’t find this specific version of the song without the lyrics and I didn’t feel like taking the time to remove the lyrics so I just left them from ZBB. Figured it would also help distract from my terrible singing.
Twitter: beeswithhoney
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You have guts girl! I loved watching your daughter singing in the background with you. Her facial expressions were hilarious!
Her in the background was totally unplanned but I’m glad she did it.
Twitter: take2mommy
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Too funny. Your daughter is adorable in the background!
Thanks! She is a total goofball.
Twitter: notaperfec
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you went with a costume and everything….beat the pants off of me!
and your backup? adorable!
I just put on a shirt and hat I already owned.
You danced in your video. That was awesome.
Twitter: TwinkieTotMom
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OMG…I’m dying over here! Between you & little Miss Fancy Pants this is great! I love that you got your southern twang on too & had the hat & shirt to boot!
We are a house full of country music and no country music star is complete without a cowboy hat. Yeehaw!
Twitter: galitbreen
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OMG- Love! You both rocked it! And the hat and giggles? Perfection! XO
P.S. See you TOMORROW! XO
It was hard to control the laughter.
See you soon my friend.
Your daughter is cracking me up! You are so brave to be singing. Good job!
She is the only reason I posted this video.
Twitter: suitcasetricks
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First off, I don’t know how I missed this a few days ago. And did you pay your backup dancer?
She was paid with getting to eat dinner that night.
Twitter: Spitupchronicle
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OMG I would never. I am so a VlogTalk creeper. I just watch them all and dream of the day I wont be so embarrassed to get in front of the camera! I was cracking up the whole time. And might I add the real microphone was a nice touch?! Hope your having fun at #blogher11
The mic was my daughter’s but I thought it fit nicely in the video.
Don’t be a creeper. Join us one week. It’s fun.
Twitter: carribrown
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BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMFG. This? Is a jewel. I hope this creeper keeps creeping so you keep posting stuff like this.
It is so wrong to wish a creeper keeps creeping on a friend. I hope you know that.
I was missing you.
You’re at the BlogHer.
Glad you sang.
Miss FancyPants was hilarious in the back ground!!
I couldn’t let my fans down and not do some singing for the prompt.
I was missing you too at BlogHer. it would be fun to hang out with you.
Twitter: TheDanaK
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I am really glad I started this before I started drinking my wine. This is so completely awesome. Your daughter is rocking my socks off completely.
I think you were supposed to start the wine drinking before you started watching the video. It makes it better.
Twitter: Miltravelmama
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Loved it especially the little helper int he background lol
I don’t think I would have posted the video if my daughter wasn’t in the background.
I don’t know what I love more… your daughter in the background, her asking you for your autograph or your cowboy hat. Too funny. I love watching you making an ass of yourself.
I just got a gift card to buy some cowboy boots. I’m so excited.