Hi, my name is Kim and I am addicted to the Twitter.
There, I said it. I can admit it. That’s the first step, right? But I won’t take it any farther than that. I’m sure my husband would love nothing more than for me to break away from the Twitter. He’d love for me to spend my evenings with him rather than glued to the computer screen typing away in my own little world.
But in reality? It won’t happen. I’m sure it’s annoying, spending so much time on there. But truthfully, there are so many positives to the Twitter also.
For instance, if you want to whine, you will always have a friend there to listen and give advice.
If you want to know which restaurant you should eat at next Saturday night? Twitter will be there to bombard you with suggestions.
Twitter won’t judge you. It won’t tell you that you just made the most epic mom fail ever. You will always find someone who has been there and lived to tell about it.
Looking for a recipe? Or how to fix the disastrous dinner you just made? Twitter will come to your rescue.
Twitter will step in as your own personal fashion consultant. It will tell you that your outfit is a no-go and to pair the yellow accessories with the gray sundress to make it pop.
Twitter will offer its medical advice, remedies for the common cold, and help diagnose whatever strange ailment you or the kids have come down with that day.
Twitter will help you make up words and get them to trend like “Assy” and “awesomesauce” and “douchecanoe.”
It will always be possible to have a virtual drink (or two, or ten) with a friend on Twitter. You will never be told it’s too early to start happy hour.
Twitter will make you feel normal about your baggy eyes, sagging body parts, cellulite, stretch marks, varicose veins and muffin top. And if you want to get rid of that muffin top? It will give you teammates to do it with you.
Even though the Twitter IS a giant time suck, there are many positives that come out of it.
And my husband? Well, I’m pretty he’s just jealous!
What else is the Twitter good for in your opinion?
Thanks Kim for guest posting!